.allusion.

dearoldlove:

The one person I don’t want to think about is the only person I do think about.

What’s up?

No, this is not a drunk/sleep/pocket text.

Hey, I miss you.

Ted: I used to believe in destiny. You know? I’d go to the bagel place, see a pretty girl in line, reading my favorite novel, whistling the song that’s been stuck in my head all week, and I’d think, “Wow, hey — maybe she’s the one.” Now I think, “I just know that bitch is going to take the last whole wheat everything bagel.”

Robin: You’ve just been focused on work.

Ted: No. It’s more than that. I’ve stopped believing. Not in some depressed, I’m-gonna-cry-during-my-toast way. Not in a way I even noticed until tonight. It’s just, everyday, I think I believe a little less, and a little less, and a little less, and that sucks.